We Were Promised Wolf Punches

There are certain types of movies that fall within the “Mike Rubino Wheelhouse.” They aren’t necessarily all works of art, or even considered by a broad audience to be good–sometimes, but not always. A movie involving, say, a group of men assembled to go on a mission: wheelhouse. Or maybe a film about a father who has the willpower, strength, and secret fighting skills necessary to save his family: wheelhouse. What about a film involving survival, make-shift weaponry, and enough machismo to turn chipped ham into beef jerky? Wheel. House.

The Grey, starring Liam Neeson, most certainly matches much of the aforementioned criteria. I saw it last Saturday, and I enjoyed it greatly. It’s rough, dark, depressing, and like the saltiest Jack London story you can imagine. Neeson, who plays a wolf-sniper for an Alaskan oil conglomerate (I assume that’s a real job), and a group of six men survive a freak plane crash in the great north. Now, with just their wits, some random debris, and the wallets of the dead, these men must march across the barren, snowy landscape to safety. The thing is, there’s a pack of blood-thirsty wolves standing in their way… it’s almost like they knew Liam Neeson shoots them for a living!

Sounds like a solid movie, right? Well, if you can stomach the gore and cope with the grief, it is. I’ve been comparing it to Alive or The Edge. Stuff like that.

It’s the film’s trailer, however, that could lead audiences astray. I, for one, was expecting a wholly different movie from the one I saw–lucky for me I still enjoyed it so much. Others probably didn’t, and who can blame them?

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TimBits

A week or so ago, in the midst of a stressful evening, I received a disheartening text message from my brother, Dan: Tim Horton’s was leaving CONSOL Energy Center. The red and gold donut stands that I visited every time I had gone to a Penguins game would be gone. No more cheap coffee, hot chocolate, or, most importantly, TimBits. The foot they had planted in the Pittsburgh donut market was now gone.

I love breakfast and I love pastries. The perfect combination, then, is the donut. Whether it’s from a bakery on the way to work, or by the dozen from Dunkin, I’ll take one every chance I can get. A couple years ago, when I went on a family vacation to Niagara Falls, we stopped over in shopping mall with a Tim Horton’s. I wasn’t familiar with the place, but as soon as my brother walked over with a small box of TimBits, I was sold.

TimBits

The TimBit, at first glance, is essentially a donut hole (or a Munchkin at Dunkin Donuts). Except they’re far better than anything Hostess or Little Debbie is going to shove into grocery aisles. Part of my love for the little guys is, of course, the fact that they aren’t readily available. Tim Horton’s, a chain of donut shops owned by the hockey veteran of the same name, exists mainly in Canada. The closest one to Pittsburgh is the self-proclaimed suburb of Steubenville, Ohio. Beyond that, Columbus. Continue reading

Remaking, Relaunching Time Traveling

Photo by Louis Stein

When James and I launched our old-timey, time-traveling, library-promoting radio serial back in 2005, we didn’t really know what we were doing. I mean, we knew how to write and make funny voices and cue up sound effects, sure, but when it came to the technical side of things we were in the dark. I launched our podcast, shortly after Apple introduced the term to me, with a hand-coded test-XML document that I uploaded to my college’s blog server. When the test worked, I was too afraid too mess something up to stop and rethink how we would actually approach this thing.

One thing led to another. Years passed, and as our list of episodes grew to hearty numbers (filled with arbitrary seasons and inconsistent studio & live releases), our podcast feed became a mysterious machine, like an Antikythera mechanism or a Roomba. It worked right up until it didn’t anymore. Suddenly, the server that hosted our audio files started breaking. Then my college upgraded their blogging software, leaving me without a way to edit the podcast feed itself. It was adrift at sea (like Open Water).

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Dusting off the Coffee Cans

In the movie, when the band gets back together, there is always that scene of them returning to the old stomping grounds. They flip on the breakers to the dusty theater or rehearsal space and memories of previous success come flooding back. That’s not exactly what I expect will happen tonight when The Cellar Dwellers, the comedy troupe I’ve belonged to since ’97, return to CCBC’s auditorium for the first time in five years.

We’re reviving our four-man Christmas show Deconstructing Santa, which first debuted at that very auditorium in 2003. The show itself has brought back plenty of good memories–driving from Greensburg to Grove City to write, walking the streets of Beaver Falls passing out flyers, selling one of our first shows–and returning to this re-purposed, awkward, nursing auditorium to do a sketch show will surely bring back even more. Continue reading

He Critiqued, They Drank

My dear friends James and Marissa run a classy beer blog called He Drank, She Drank. Knowing that I can be pretty snobby about design, and beer labels, they had me write a guest post critiquing two labels of my choosing. Here’s an excerpt:

Teachers go to great lengths to instill in us the virtue of not judging a book by its cover. This is probably because most book covers are hideous. As a graphic designer, I do, in fact, judge a book by its cover. And if it’s an old book and there are different editions, I’m happy to pay a little more to get a better cover. Aesthetics are important and they quickly communicate a lot about a product.

I was a graphic designer before I ever started drinking beer. So I was a snob about it. Not a snob about the origin of the hops or the richness of the malt, mind you, but about the labels. I would scan the cooler at my local bottle shop, guffawing at the beveled-and-embossed, drop-shadowed, warped-into-an-arc text across some hokey craft company label and move on to something with a little bit more class. Something with a matte label and 2-color design. Was I missing out on some great beer? Should I have picked up yet another bottle of beer with a naturalistic painting of a mountain on it? Am I tricking myself into thinking Brooklyn Beer is better than it is because Milton Glaser designed the label?

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Pumpkin Cannon Delights

The sun gives the crisp, dying grass a golden, unearthly glow. The wind weaves through the blades, over the field and into the dark tree line. A small rabbit makes his way through the pasture, only knowing where he is going when he hops higher than the grass. It’s a Saturday in October, but no animal or plant would know that; to them it’s just another autumnal day in paradise.

Suddenly, and without a sound, an orange blur descends from the sky, crushing the rabbit mid-hop and leaving nothing but a crater of fur, dirt, and seeds.

Such are (probably) the unintended consequences of a man’s “pumpkin cannon.”

I can’t say with any bit of certainty that that’s exactly what happened this past weekend at Luther Farms in Ohio.  Abby, Liz, Robin, and I stopped there, en route to Cleveland, for some de rigueur fall festivities. The farm had everything that you might expect: piles of pumpkins ready for carving, mountains of formed hay for climbing, and gallons of apple cider for buying (and then drinking). Amongst these agrarian staples, Luther Farms also has its share of oddities–the most noticeable being the massive, Howitzer-sized pumpkin cannon that overlooks the corn field.

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Robin’s Film Follow-Up

As I mentioned previously, I was waiting on the rest of my photos from Robin’s wedding to be developed at Pittsburgh Custom Darkroom. I dropped off five rolls of film, which were then sent out in various directions (they only develop black and white there, but not 120 medium format… I made things difficult). After two and a half weeks, I picked up an overstuffed manilla envelope filled with rolls of negatives and CDs. I rushed back to my office and spent my lunch break uploading them to Flickr (none of them have been retouched in any way).

There’s nothing new to say, really.  I’m just completely relieved that everything turned out. The Holga has been, in the past, totally unreliable. This time, every single shot landed, thanks in part to the Pentax flash I put on it. My K1000 also served me well (the photos that are square were taken with the Holga, the rectangular ones with the 35mm.) Enjoy:

Mount Washington KissRobin and Collin on Mount Washington

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Robin’s Wedding

One rainy, spring evening, I was sitting with Abby and her friends on the patio of Harris Grill in Shadyside. It was Bacon Night. It was also the night that Robin asked me to be the second-shooter at her wedding. “I want you to shoot some hipster photos,” she said, as a basket of bacon was calmly passed around the table. I looked at Louis, the excellent/self-depricating photographer I call friend, and he shot me a look of confidence. Okay. I’ll be your Man Friday.

The marriage of Robin Hitchcock and Collin Diedrich was, in some ways, the fulcrum of the summer. It was the turning point: the event that marked not only the middle of the the three-month slog from June to August, but also the big sandwich union between two people I’ve become good friends with over the course of the past year. It also meant that Abby would be flying home from Troy, NY to be in the wedding, giving me a much-needed reprieve from missing her for 4 weeks straight. I couldn’t wait to see Abby and watch as she helped give away one of her best friends.

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Robin

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Vermont is for Hikers

Nature isn’t really my thing. Sure I enjoy going to the park, sitting in a grassy field, taking photos on a trail, and not littering. I’m happily a good steward of the Earth. I just don’t need to interact with it all that much. It’s like giving money to PBS without watching their boring programming. But when you are staying in the mountains of Vermont (as I did a few weeks ago), there’s a little bit of obligation to actually step into all that green stuff.

So, I went hiking on the last day of my vacation.

My brother, who I would admirably describe as a suburban naturalist (one attuned with nature, in theory, so long as he can return home to a clean, air conditioned house when it’s all said and done), picked the trail. My parents and I followed. I was being a good sport about it, and looked at it as a nice photo opportunity.