Pumpkin Cannon Delights

The sun gives the crisp, dying grass a golden, unearthly glow. The wind weaves through the blades, over the field and into the dark tree line. A small rabbit makes his way through the pasture, only knowing where he is going when he hops higher than the grass. It’s a Saturday in October, but no animal or plant would know that; to them it’s just another autumnal day in paradise.

Suddenly, and without a sound, an orange blur descends from the sky, crushing the rabbit mid-hop and leaving nothing but a crater of fur, dirt, and seeds.

Such are (probably) the unintended consequences of a man’s “pumpkin cannon.”

I can’t say with any bit of certainty that that’s exactly what happened this past weekend at Luther Farms in Ohio.  Abby, Liz, Robin, and I stopped there, en route to Cleveland, for some de rigueur fall festivities. The farm had everything that you might expect: piles of pumpkins ready for carving, mountains of formed hay for climbing, and gallons of apple cider for buying (and then drinking). Amongst these agrarian staples, Luther Farms also has its share of oddities–the most noticeable being the massive, Howitzer-sized pumpkin cannon that overlooks the corn field.

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Robin’s Film Follow-Up

As I mentioned previously, I was waiting on the rest of my photos from Robin’s wedding to be developed at Pittsburgh Custom Darkroom. I dropped off five rolls of film, which were then sent out in various directions (they only develop black and white there, but not 120 medium format… I made things difficult). After two and a half weeks, I picked up an overstuffed manilla envelope filled with rolls of negatives and CDs. I rushed back to my office and spent my lunch break uploading them to Flickr (none of them have been retouched in any way).

There’s nothing new to say, really.  I’m just completely relieved that everything turned out. The Holga has been, in the past, totally unreliable. This time, every single shot landed, thanks in part to the Pentax flash I put on it. My K1000 also served me well (the photos that are square were taken with the Holga, the rectangular ones with the 35mm.) Enjoy:

Mount Washington KissRobin and Collin on Mount Washington

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Robin’s Wedding

One rainy, spring evening, I was sitting with Abby and her friends on the patio of Harris Grill in Shadyside. It was Bacon Night. It was also the night that Robin asked me to be the second-shooter at her wedding. “I want you to shoot some hipster photos,” she said, as a basket of bacon was calmly passed around the table. I looked at Louis, the excellent/self-depricating photographer I call friend, and he shot me a look of confidence. Okay. I’ll be your Man Friday.

The marriage of Robin Hitchcock and Collin Diedrich was, in some ways, the fulcrum of the summer. It was the turning point: the event that marked not only the middle of the the three-month slog from June to August, but also the big sandwich union between two people I’ve become good friends with over the course of the past year. It also meant that Abby would be flying home from Troy, NY to be in the wedding, giving me a much-needed reprieve from missing her for 4 weeks straight. I couldn’t wait to see Abby and watch as she helped give away one of her best friends.

Robin
Robin

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Vermont is for Hikers

Nature isn’t really my thing. Sure I enjoy going to the park, sitting in a grassy field, taking photos on a trail, and not littering. I’m happily a good steward of the Earth. I just don’t need to interact with it all that much. It’s like giving money to PBS without watching their boring programming. But when you are staying in the mountains of Vermont (as I did a few weeks ago), there’s a little bit of obligation to actually step into all that green stuff.

So, I went hiking on the last day of my vacation.

My brother, who I would admirably describe as a suburban naturalist (one attuned with nature, in theory, so long as he can return home to a clean, air conditioned house when it’s all said and done), picked the trail. My parents and I followed. I was being a good sport about it, and looked at it as a nice photo opportunity.

Legends of Smuggler’s Notch

The whole idea of the vacation came about without my knowing. One evening, around midnight (because that’s when my dad books these things), a plan was set in motion to visit Vermont; specifically, a questionably named resort called Smuggler’s Notch.

Hearing the name “Smuggler’s Notch” doesn’t, and probably shouldn’t, ring a bell for most readers over 30 and under 18, but for those of us who grew up watching the bungee-corded Nickelodeon game shows of the mid-90s it sends adrenaline pumping through our nostalgic veins. On Legends of the Hidden Temple, the grand prize for answering all of Olmec’s listening comprehension questions, winning the best 2 out of 3 physical challenges, and escaping the Temple with the lost artifact, was an all-expenses-paid trip to Smuggler’s Notch Resort in the mountains overlooking Stowe, Vermont. I can still see it now, as the Harrison-Ford-wannabe host Kirk Fogg screamed at the children emerging victorious from the temple. All of that jumping around. The grabbing of shirts. The clutching of all that bright yellow safety gear. Everyone freaked out when they won a trip to Smuggler’s Notch (whether they knew what it was or not). It was a big sandwich prize far better than the B.K. Knights and Blow-Pops you got for second place.

Legends of the Hidden Temple

Fast forward about fifteen years, and my family had made plans to visit that very prize locale (without having to endure the groping of any temple guards). It felt like we were cheating. Like I should at least have to answer a few trivia questions before being allowed to go. I guess that’s what a timeshare and money can get you: a free pass on obstacle course humiliation. Continue reading

Lawrenceville Photo Day

Lawrenceville has plenty going for it. As a Pittsburgh neighborhood still in the throws of an artistic and commercial revitalization, it’s the place to go for smokey roller rink bars, Mexican brunch, and handmade greeting card boutiques. Last weekend, it had even more going for it as a group of attractive women and geeky photographers took to its riverfront trails.

Abby and her friends have been going on photo shoots for years, mainly because of their talented pal Louis Stein (he took that dapper photo that I cropped in my header). He grabs his softboxes, lenses, and half a dozen people and away they go. Naturally, when he planned a shoot with Abby, her friends, and another talented photographer, James Wong, I was more than happy to tag along. It’s not often, he and I lamented, that either of us get a chance to shoot photos just for the art of it; Louis has been doing a ton of assignments for the marketing firm I work for, and I just never get a chance to be out in the wild with purely photography in mind.

We shot on a small trail along the Allegheny River, on the wrong side of the train tracks, beneath a bridge (that’s not very specific, I realize, as 90% of the city’s riverfront parks happen to be beneath bridges). The place was littered with graffiti and Pabst cans. The trails were occupied by bikers and dogs. The river was high and muddy. Most importantly, the weather was cooperating–it feels like it’s rained every day for the past 3 months.

I was shooting with my old Nikon D40 and a 35mm 1.8f lens, and my older Pentax K100 film camera. I’m posting the results from the Nikon now, but finishing and developing the roll of Kodak black & white film will take a little bit.

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The Mystery of Dance

Dancing, in all its various forms, is an elusive and highly valued skill–it’s the Navy SEALs of talents. I don’t know how you obtain it, nor do I understand fully where it comes from. Somewhere in your hips, I’ve been told. So as far as dancing goes, I’ve only done it on occasion (and by “occasion” I mean at weddings or ’80s Night when a bodacious song comes on). Even more mysterious, however, is contemporary dance. The professional stuff. It’s dance with meaning; dance as performance art; dance that manages to occasionally be both beautiful and bad ass.

A few weeks ago, Abby took to me to the Dance Alloy annual fundraiser show. I stuck close to her, listening to her explain the various routines to me (she knows her stuff), picking up on the symbolism behind the dancers’ movements, and eating my fair share of brie and flatbread. I love being involved in the arts because it means a near endless supply of brie at fundraisers. The highlight of the evening (for this dork, right here) was a dance constructed around a lecture by Carl Sagan mixed with Radiohead music. The solitary dancer worked his way around the stage while an analog overhead projector drew out equations on the white stage wall. If this was what contemporary dance could be, and not that laughably pretentious stuff I had seen mocked in a number of Woody Allen films, then I was on board.

The choreographer who unleashed Sagan, we’ve determined, seems hell-bent on making contemporary dance awesome for everyone. That’s not such a bad thing. Recently Abby and I went to a performance by The Pillow Project, a monthly themed and improvised dance show that just so happens to take place on the second floor of a warehouse on the outskirts of the city. If this were a comic book, various goons and villains would be hiding out here, stripping cars of parts and laying all of their machine guns on a long banquet table. When I dropped Abby off at the lone, steel door to the dance space (it was raining and I’m a gentleman), I wasn’t sure if I was leaving her off at a fabulous, found artspace or the opening scene of “Darkman.” Hint: Darkman never had moves like this.

outside the pillow project

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Sudden Tweet

SUDDEN TWEET
Name: Arnold Slick
Location: Pittsburgh PA

Game 7 tonight. Going to Strip District to get face paint. Go Pens.
12:35PM Jun3rd from web

@pensmom Sorry you can’t come tonight. I’ll twitter from my phone and keep you updated. love you mom. is dad working 2night? Go Pens.
4:45PM 6:15PM from web

Stuck in traffic. Lange on radio is saying Tolliver has a fever. They better not put in Ken Wregget.
6:15PM Jun3rd from mobile

@scalperJoe Sorry I didn’t have an xtra ticket. Catch ya after the game!
6:30PM Jun3rd from mobile

VicePrez Binder is at the game 2nite. He better be a Pens fan, I voted for him! Go Pens.
6:45PM Jun3rd from mobile

@pensmom inside arena. I got here safe, don’t worry. I got my puckhead hat on you got me. did dad cook for the vp?
7:00PM Jun3rd from mobile

I just saw that new mascot Iceberg with her mask off. She’s a hotty! Go Pens.
7:10PM Jun3rd from mobile

@pensmom In my seat, D18 Row E. Awesome. Just off the blue line. Barbarro is announcing the game! Everyone’s going nuts.
7:20PM Jun3rd from mobile

JIMMERSON singing the anthem! Rocking the mullet! GO PENS!
7:29PM Jun3rd from mobile

Belfour vs Tolliver in net. I think we can take him if Jagr and Robitaille step up.
7:30PM Jun3rd from mobile

PUCK DROPPED!
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Those Moments

My day was made up of moments. Moments when I was terrified, adrenaline rushing and heart pounding. Moments when I was relieved, calm, and prayerful. Moments when I was skidding head-on towards a concrete median. Those moments are what defined my day, with an incident, a car accident, I don’t necessarily recommend anyone experience. But they’re moments I have now, ones I’d like to give back but can’t. So I’ll keep them and reflect on them.

A moment before the snow splashed up onto my windshield, the side of a car sliding in front of me. A moment where I saw the concrete barrier coming straight towards me. I knew what was about to happen. I was accepting it and bracing myself. The burnt, powdery smell of the German airbag that filled my vision. My hoodie and gloves still have that burnt scent.

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A Good Couch

The couch is the ballast of any good apartment. It’s the command center, the centerpiece. It’s where relationships blossom and fall apart, where trivia is exchanged, and where brains shut off. They are blissful compromises between chairs and beds, never forcing me to commit to an upright or horizontal position. Sofas are cool with either. They are big sandwich pieces of furniture that factor in to the comfort and happiness of your living space. So, stupidly, it was one of the last things I bought for my apartment.

I put a lot of pressure on myself to find the perfect couch. Why? Because sofas carry a lot of weight. I’m not just talking literally (although, Lord, they are heavy), but emotionally. Metaphorically. Strong, bold, big memories happen on or around couches. The first time I had a real conversation with the incredible girl that would become my incredible girlfriend, we were sitting on separate ends of her massive sectional. Our first kiss was on that sofa a few months later. When I had my tonsils out, I spent weeks on my parents’ three-cushion couch, eating popsicles and eggs (again with Abby, my incredible girlfriend). In college, my roommates and I squeezed onto our small, uncomfortable, Student Life-provided sofa and watched every season of MacGyver. One of my best friends from high school had a phone inside one of the armrests in his couch, but he never hooked it up. To this day, I wonder what it would be like to have a phone inside of an armrest…

With all of these (and more) great memories attached to this largely impractical, unwieldy piece of furniture, I would need to make a wise decision in purchasing my own. This is a place where new memories would be made. Guests would sit on it, maybe even sleep there. My girlfriend and I would watch movies and TV on it. I would read on it, write on it, and listen to records on it. The decision wasn’t easy, and, as is my nature, I’m going to write about this mundane task in excessively epic detail. Continue reading